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The Prestige ✨

Why would a bunch of IQ-obsessed eugenist billionaires back Trump, a bankrupt idiot? Because he's a great distraction. Possibly the best distraction in…

Apr 11 •

March 2025

February 2025

A brief history of fixing humanity. 🤝 🌍

For whom does democracy really work ... ?

Feb 6 •

January 2025

December 2024

November 2024

How do we get social media's irregular heart beat back into shape?

Nov 19, 2024 •

How to win an election.

Because the rules have changed. Completely.

Nov 11, 2024 •

October 2024

🌍 Economics is killing the climate.

We will never tackle climate change when we continue to invest in clever ways to justify more carbon emissions.

Oct 4, 2024 •

September 2024

We. Are. Not. Ready.

At least the dinosaurs can't be blamed for throwing the rock themselves. 🦖 ☄️ 🤦‍♂️

Sep 18, 2024 •

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